Board Thread:Introductions/@comment-24796436-20141206031245

Because it is not fair to judge a breakfast by the packages you purchase the components in, I'm going to offer everyone a taste test sampling. (Hopefully that doesn't come across too inappropriately.) Ahem. . . I'd like to start by telling everyone who I am not. *I am not a shill for both Kellog's and Capcom promoting the Sagat character and cornflakes. *I am not a psychopath with cereal posters hanging on my bedroom walls. *I am not The_None's long lost twin The_One *I am not a sock-puppet account for PlasmoidThunder so that he can be on the Wikia all day without feeling guilty *I am not the least sane person here(whatever that means). *I am not insecure and defensive about my sanity, so stop asking! *I am not a Wikia staff member secretly posing as a regular guy insecure about his sanity while obsessing about his next cereal bowl. *I am not that guy you seen at Starbucks the other day logging into his Wikia account on his laptop. Stop following me!! **(Warning extremely explicit language used here) >> I am not a clopping MLP fan. (No offense to those that are, that is your business). *I am not Vyr returning to the wikia to marvel at its growth, contribute and feel like one of the regular people. *I am not a super genius evil mastermind that is using this place to test out his new cloning project. *I am not a bot. . . I think. *I am not first cousins with Hideo Kojima. *I am not someone currently receiving royalties from the golden arch franchise known as MacDonald's. *I am not someone that takes forever to introduce who they really are. If I did not at least make you smile after reading all the above crap writing, then I have failed. . . Ok know, let me tell you who I am. *I am someone that can be a little stupid sometimes. At least I feel that way. *I am a bit wordy at times, writing long and ridiculous paragraphs when a couple of sentences would have sufficed. *I am someone that eats cereal (big surprise). *I am someone that has a "totally natural and healthy obsession with Corn Flakes". 3 people told me so. *Although I am quite detail oriented, I am unfortunately human according to most doctors and taxonomists. . . Blah, what do they know; they are all paid to say that stuff. *I am a wikia user with no special permissions as of yet. I am someone who will likely both bore and entertain you if you read enough of my drivel. *I am someone who thinks about stuff. *I am yo fwend if yu let me B. *I am someone that edits and posts here regularly. I may have an addiction...or is it habit? It depends on both perspective and linguistic ideology. Hmmmmm. *I am the 6th person to do an introduction. I would have been the 5th if I didn't spend so flipping long typing it. *I am tired of typing this introduction and expect you to learn lots about me from reading what is already here. Thank you for your time. Please let me know below if I have wasted your time and express quantity in mins/hrs. 