Clippit/The None's version

''After this character was lost in a HDD crash in 2006, and was released as an April Fools character in 2012, it finally sees the light of day after 10 years. This character notably has a larger damage output than other character, but it also comes with a lower Defense and only one projectile move. It also comes with a brutal A.I. that barely leaves it open to attack.''

Gameplay


This character is a 6-button character. It has decent comboability and an above average damage output, though it also has slightly lower defense than most characters. This character is notable for being originally released in 2012, as an April Fools character, claimed to be lost in a HDD crash in 2006.

It works a bit like a glass cannon, focusing on rushdown and taking the opponent out as quickly as possible. Its specials and assists have great utility. Head-on Collision can work as a surprise attack because of its high speed. If you succeed into grabbing the opponent with Gotcha, you can mash to take out more than half of the opponent's lifebar. If you press at the right time, you can deal even more damage with a single attack. Last Stand takes over 2/3rth of the opponent's lifebar if its hits. It's also easy to activate, but the opponent if given plenty of time to block and the attack is completely negated when blocked. The other Hypers also deal great damage and are almost impossible to interrupt. It also has its disadvantages though, having a lower than average Defense, only one projectile move and a large hitbox.

Several pop-ups appear during intros, taunts and various other actions, which are parodies of the pop-ups that appears when Clippy appears in the Windows 98 Microsoft Office software. Note that some of them contain swearing and profanity. It also has other parodies and jokes in its victory animations and victory quotes.

This character has a brutal A.I, not unlike the creator's other characters. It can pull off some serious combos, rarely leaving it open to attack. It also tends to use Hypers as soon as or shortly after enough Power becomes available to use them.

Note that it's still a beta and more features and bug fixes are likely to be added in the future.

Victory quotes
"...Now be a good dog and let me check have you installed Windows 10..."

"My advices are always worth being taken seriously"

"And I haven't even started showing what would truly live up to your definition of 'Annoying'!"

"Stupid consumer, you make me look bad!"

"I'd advise you to try again while you can before I'd be further outfitted in an update with postponed features"

"I am built with long term in mind. MicroSoft is comitted to continually improving the experience and providing new updates and content for players to look forward to long after the initial launch date."

"It looks like you are not very good at fighting games. Would you mind me gifting you a Xbox One so you would challenge me in Halo 5 instead?"

"This engine surely needs more mandatory telemetry features for sure"

"Like they say, be careful what you wish for."

"Hey, I'm an april fools release, have you really expected I would go easy on you? Be glad I haven't thought about going EASY on you lol"

"Remember that switcheroo I did few years ago? That was a good one, eh? Lol"

Trivia

 * This character's 3rd and 4rth palettes are exactly the same for unknown reasons.