User blog:Randomfrog/Markerman vs Derp- Epic Rap Battles Of MUGEN Season One

Written to this beat.

Derp starts at 0:11.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MUGEN!

MARKERMAN!

VS!

DERP!

BEGIN!

Derp:

Oh god why, couldn't I have gone against anyone else?

I'm not losing to a whiteboard drawing living in refrence hell.

You're going to win? Markerman pls...

You're just a refrence hog, you couldn't beat me!

You're a whiteboard drawing, who sounds like Richard Rider,

And you're also a perv, yeah, I heard about the Not-So-Hidden Hyper.

So, Template, don't try to survive my hypers,

That's it, you're done, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Markerman:


 * dodges flames*

Woah, slow down there, Mr.Troll.

You're going to win this? HA! don't make me LOL.

Nobody knows who I am, noone knows where I'm from,

and noone will ever know why I sound like Nova.

You're a joke, I'll run you over with Lunch Rush,

You call yourself strong? Ha! I have the true thirst for bloodlust.

Derp, I'm not going to argue with you anymore.

Ima just slice you up with the BENDY SWORD!

Derp:

Oh please, I won't be killed by a Lightsaber Clone.

You think you're strong? You're more annoying then Repost.

Markerman, you're a failure. Your attacks are just weird.

I might as well leave because there's nothing to do here!

Markerman:

I'll Sky Punch you to hell and back, you can't survive my attacks,

I'm a well-made character, while you're a cheap hack.

I could take down this failure anyday,

You're a spamlord, a troll you could say.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MUGENN!