MUGEN Database:Chat/Logs/15 October 2015

 [04:05]  What [04:05]  I use it for test purposes [04:05]  Hello [04:05]  Hi [04:06]  Chathacks' /self is pretty buggy for that [04:06]  Hows everyone? [04:07]  Hi. [04:07]  I'm fine. [04:07]  Just finished yet another BGM loop :D [04:07]  ... [04:10]  sounds fun [04:10]  Back from smesh. [04:11]  Did u get #rekt [04:11]  ? [04:11]  Only when I'm using a character I suck at using. [04:12] <Windindi> Who do you main? [04:12] <Windindi> (and also which game?) [04:13] <TaurmegaTyrant> Smesh U. [04:13] <TaurmegaTyrant> (The Bowz) seems to be the one I'm best at. [04:14] <DoomBowser> Yukari's Gap?oldid=128266 [04:14] <DoomBowser> Some of the old revisions are just lol [04:14] <Windindi> Bowser is good [04:15] <TaurmegaTyrant> Kekek. [04:15] <DoomBowser> Lel [04:15] <TaurmegaTyrant> Scary place indeed. [04:15] <DoomBowser> Bowser ain't that good in Sm4sh [04:15] <TaurmegaTyrant> IMO, he's the character that I suck at playing with the least. [04:16] <DoomBowser> I've played as Bowser since melee, but I seem to do better with Toon Link in Sm4sh, even though I hate to admit it [04:18] <PlasmoidThunder> Bowser is very laggy. [04:18] <PlasmoidThunder> His attacks are easily punished and/or dodged. [04:18] <TaurmegaTyrant> I never got the hang of Toon (chen). [04:18] <PlasmoidThunder> Toon Chen confirmed for DLC?!?!?! [04:18] <Jenngra505> When Link emoticon so Taur can stop using Chen? [04:18] <DoomBowser> Chen in Sm4sh? [04:18] <DoomBowser> YAAAAAAAAAAY [04:18] <DoomBowser> Sm4sh has new cutest character [04:18] <DoomBowser> Move aside, Pichu [04:19] <DoomBowser> You've been replaced [04:19] <Gudine> Pichu is in sm4sh? [04:19] <Jenngra505> Not yet. [04:19] <PlasmoidThunder> Kek. [04:19] <PlasmoidThunder> 'Yet' [04:20] <Jenngra505> We'll have to see the Ballot results for that. [04:20] <DoomBowser> If the Japanese get their way, yes [04:20] <Jenngra505> Japan wants all removed characters back before newcomers. [04:20] <Jenngra505> (Even if most of them are clones) [04:20] <DoomBowser> But what schmuck would pay money for a character that was deliberately bottom tier? [04:20] <TaurmegaTyrant> Jappanus, silly. [04:21] <DoomBowser> That's the point [04:21] <Jenngra505> @Doom They'll find a way to balance it out because Smash 4 is supposed to be balanced. [04:21] <DoomBowser> The Japanese are Schmucks [04:21] <Gudine> Japanus like difficult [04:21] <Gudine> @Jenn [04:21] <Gudine> I may be wrong but the point on pichu is being hard [04:21] <PlasmoidThunder> Yes, Jenngra. Smash 4 is really balanced. [04:21] <Jenngra505> More balanced than Brawl. [04:22] <TaurmegaTyrant> More balanced than Melee. [04:22] <DoomBowser> @Jenn You'd think that, but compare Zelda, Mewtwo or Samus to Sheik... [04:22] <PlasmoidThunder> Which is why Bowser is utter schit. [04:22] <PlasmoidThunder> It's not hard to be more balanced than Brawl :L [04:22] <Gudine> Hello [04:22] <Pingurules> hi [04:22] <DoomBowser> @Plas you can't get less balanced than no balance at all [04:22] <TaurmegaTyrant> I can't use Shiek either. [04:22] <Gudine> *Sheik [04:23] <Gudine> Is there any other fighting game with a SS tier? [04:23] <PlasmoidThunder> How to Shek: [04:23] <PlasmoidThunder> Abuse autocancel f-air. [04:23] <Pingurules> SSBB is shiet on balance, but there's still a trace of existence. [04:23] <Windindi> I'll brb [04:23] <TaurmegaTyrant> F-air... [04:23] <PlasmoidThunder> And use safeasfuf Bouncing Fish on off-stage opponents. [04:23] <Pingurules> Characters made with the M.U.G.E.N. engine, on the other hand... :} [04:23] <Jenngra505> Thomas didn't like fish. [04:23] <DoomBowser> Needled to out prioritise every other projectile [04:23] <DoomBowser> *Needles [04:24] <Gudine> Hello [04:24] <Segamad66> excuse me [04:24] <Pingurules> hi [04:24] <TaurmegaTyrant> Hmm. [04:24] <Segamad66> im looking for a character [04:24] <PlasmoidThunder> inb4 'I need your help, Plasmoid.' :} [04:24] <Gudine> § [04:24] <Segamad66> im looking for a character with 4 legs [04:24] <Gudine> ... [04:24] <TaurmegaTyrant> Nidoran. [04:24] <Gudine> Is it a specific character? [04:24] <Jenngra505> Is it a pony? [04:24] <TaurmegaTyrant> Or a Pwny. [04:25] <DoomBowser> I'd have thought Taur would say Dialge [04:25] <PlasmoidThunder> Poni [04:25] <PlasmoidThunder> (adom) [04:25] <Segamad66> im looking for a character with 4 legs, 1 eye [04:25] <DoomBowser> *Dialga [04:25] <TaurmegaTyrant> (Dialga) [04:25] <Gudine> ... [04:25] <PlasmoidThunder> wot [04:25] <Jenngra505> Shuma Gorath? [04:25] <Jenngra505> He's kind of that [04:25] <TaurmegaTyrant> Shuma has tentacles, you silly. [04:25] <Gudine> Shuma has more than 4 legs IIRC [04:25] <PlasmoidThunder> Shuma has tentacles that he uses for anything. [04:25] <TaurmegaTyrant> (Shuma) [04:25] <Segamad66> im looking for a character with 4 legs, 1 eye, 2 horns [04:25] <PlasmoidThunder> (suggestive) [04:25] <DoomBowser> Mostly rape though [04:25] <Jenngra505> @Sega What? [04:25] <TaurmegaTyrant> Wat. [04:25] <Jenngra505> Can you just give out a name? [04:25] <Gudine> ^ [04:25] <PlasmoidThunder> Wot indeed. [04:25] <TaurmegaTyrant> /\ [04:25] <Segamad66> shrek [04:26] <PlasmoidThunder> wot [04:26] <TaurmegaTyrant> (Shrek) [04:26] <Jenngra505> Shrek has 2 eyes. [04:26] <Gudine> Shrek has 2 eyes [04:26] <Gudine> And 2 legs [04:26] <Jenngra505> and 2 legs [04:26] <PlasmoidThunder> Shrek has layers. [04:26] <DoomBowser> Shrek has 2 pig benises? [04:26] <Pingurules> Shrek has 999999999 onions [04:26] <TaurmegaTyrant> And he doesn't have HORNS. [04:26] <PlasmoidThunder> You didn't mention layers. [04:26] <Gudine> @Taur [04:26] <Gudine> He thought those things in his head were horns [04:26] <Pingurules> What's a benis? [04:26] <TaurmegaTyrant> @Gudine those are his ears. [04:26] <Segamad66> shrek gets on all fours for me and closes his left eye because he wants it [04:26] <Jenngra505> @Pingu Penis. [04:26] <PlasmoidThunder> Oh. [04:26] <Pingurules> Oh. [04:26] <PlasmoidThunder> &gt; OK [04:26] <Gudine> ... [04:27] <Jenngra505> @Sega What? [04:27] <Pingurules> [greentext]I fail[/greentext] [04:27] <TaurmegaTyrant> Kekekek. [04:27] <PlasmoidThunder> That you do, Pingu :} [04:27] <Pingurules> the joke [04:27] <DoomBowser> Does sega do it for Shrek? [04:27] <Jenngra505> &gt; I fail [04:27] <Gudine> If he closes one of his 2 eyes, he still have 2 eyes [04:27] <TaurmegaTyrant> &gt; Yee [04:27] <Gudine> &gt; greentext is overrated [04:27] <Pingurules> @Doom No, because he's in Soviet Russia, so Shrek does it for sega (if you know what I mean) [04:27] <Segamad66> he lost one in the world [04:27] <Segamad66> war|* [04:27] <PlasmoidThunder> Keep trying there, Skipper. [04:28] <TaurmegaTyrant> In Soviet Russia, Taur Kicks Doom. [04:28] <PlasmoidThunder> You'll get war eventually. [04:28] <Gudine> But year [04:28] <Gudine> You still don't make much sense [04:28] <Jenngra505> Segamad confirmed for failtroll. [04:28] <Segamad66> i love shrek [04:28] <Gudine> Ok [04:28] <PlasmoidThunder> @Jenngy [04:28] <PlasmoidThunder> That was confirmed ages ago. [04:28] <Gudine> Pls no lewd stories [04:28] <PlasmoidThunder> :P [04:28] <DoomBowser> Inb4 copypasta 4chan post [04:28] <TaurmegaTyrant> It was confirmed when he claimed to work at Nin Ten D'oh. [04:29] <DoomBowser> *Sora ltd. [04:29] <DoomBowser> In Britain [04:29] <DoomBowser> Not even knowing who his boss was [04:29] <Segamad66> one day, i went to sleep all by myself, and i thought about shrek swamp and how i went to his swamp, and we met and we kissed by accident and i liked it, so we ended up in his swampy mess [04:29] <Gudine> @Doom not to mention he was supposedly living in the streets [04:29] <Pingurules> that's not how you do it [04:30] <Gudine> ^^ [04:30] <Pingurules> &gt; I was 12 [04:30] <Pingurules> &gt; blah blah blah [04:30] <Gudine> I was 12 and what was that? [04:30] <Segamad66> btw im 17 [04:30] <Pingurules> &gt; insert a "shrek is love, shrek is life" prayer somewhere here [04:30] <DoomBowser> *17 give or take 10 yeaars [04:30] <Pingurules> &gt; insert someone ridiculing the main character here [04:30] <DoomBowser> *years [04:30] <Gudine> Hello [04:30] <Pingurules> hi [04:30] <ToonAlexSora007> Hi. [04:30] <Pingurules> &gt; insert bang [04:31] <Pingurules> &gt; then funny shrek quote and you're done [04:31] <PlasmoidThunder> You're supposed to say something about how Shrek would take off his layers. [04:31] <Ricepigeon> @Plas: that sounds very naughty [04:31] <Pingurules> But it's all ogre [04:31] <PlasmoidThunder> Seeing as it's cold and he was wearing a bunch of clothes :} [04:31] <Jenngra505> I downloaded Magneto so my roster is now welcome to die. [04:32] <Ricepigeon> reminds me of this cringey fanfic of Shrek and Jesus in the shower [04:32] <TaurmegaTyrant> Wtf am I reading. [04:32] <Segamad66> i have magneto too [04:32] <DoomBowser> @Taur Welcome to the interent [04:32] <DoomBowser> *internet [04:32] <Gudine> @Rice lol [04:32] <ToonAlexSora007> Had good progress with my Big Tree Backyard stage. [04:32] <ToonAlexSora007> Considering I'm spriting it in an easy art-style. [04:33] <Pingurules> @Rice author a****t confirmed [04:33] <Segamad66> anyone play smash bros? [04:33] <PlasmoidThunder> Not Taur. [04:33] <PlasmoidThunder> :} [04:34] <TaurmegaTyrant> Smash? Never heard of it! :} [04:34] <PlasmoidThunder> I play Smash though. [04:34] <Segamad66> have you heard that a new character is going to be reval soon? [04:34] <PlasmoidThunder> Gotta boot up the ol' N64, but it's well worth it. [04:34] <PlasmoidThunder> c: [04:34] <Segamad66> i know that character [04:34] <PlasmoidThunder> Oh? [04:34] <DoomBowser> Re-using old troll material? [04:34] <Gudine> ^ [04:34] <Ricepigeon> his dad works at Nintendo [04:34] <Ricepigeon> weve heard it all before [04:34] <PlasmoidThunder> Just like Shofu, that Ex-NoA employee and others? [04:34] <Jenngra505> Link me to the Nintendo webpage where the announcement is. [04:34] <PlasmoidThunder> :P [04:34] <Gudine> He said he worked at nintendo [04:35] <Jenngra505> I want to see the new DLC. [04:35] <Segamad66> its dr shrek [04:35] <Jenngra505> failtrolling intensifies [04:35] <Jenngra505> * Jenngra505 prays that it's Cranky Kong or Lanky Kong [04:35] <Gudine> It wasn't even funny [04:35] <Segamad66> it was [04:35] <Gudine> @Jenn it most likely won't be [04:35] <Ricepigeon> http://www.sourcegaming.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/eX6aMpo.jpg [04:35] <Ricepigeon> ^ The new DLC character [04:36] <Segamad66> ITS DR SHREK [04:36] <DoomBowser> Leaks? [04:36] <Gudine> Rice's post is funny [04:36] <DoomBowser> That means [04:36] <Jenngra505> Dr. Cookie Monster cannot reattach your testicles. [04:36] <Gudine> Leeks [04:36] <DoomBowser> Miku confirmed [04:36] <TaurmegaTyrant> Wait. [04:37] <Jenngra505> http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/940/394/b16.jpg [04:37] <DoomBowser> Also, I should know that it's Miku, my shikigami works at Nintendo, you see [04:37] <TaurmegaTyrant> Cranky Kong? [04:37] <Gudine> @Doom chen? [04:37] <DoomBowser> (yee) [04:37] <DoomBowser> :P [04:37] <TaurmegaTyrant> Smesh will finally git gud? [04:37] <Gudine> Wait, ur Yukari? [04:37] <Ricepigeon> lies [04:37] <Ricepigeon> Im Yukari [04:37] <TaurmegaTyrant> Doom is Ran. [04:37] <Gudine> ^ [04:37] <DoomBowser> Koa has already explained this [04:38] <Gudine> Doom is Rice's shikigami [04:38] <DoomBowser> Inb4 someone exchanges 'shikigami' for 'biotch' [04:38] <PlasmoidThunder> Doom is slowly becoming a weeaboo. [04:38] <PlasmoidThunder> It's spook. [04:38] <Jenngra505> I prefer Dr. Cookie Monster over regular Cookie Monster in Smash [04:38] <TaurmegaTyrant> Dooom, nuu [04:38] <PlasmoidThunder> Also, it's Captain Shrek. [04:38] <PlasmoidThunder> Captain Shrek. [04:38] <DoomBowser> I've spent too long around Touhous [04:39] <PlasmoidThunder> And Captain Shrek is in the buildin'. [04:39] <PlasmoidThunder> Captain Shidek? [04:39] <Gudine> Now you're one of them [04:39] <Jenngra505> @Doom Does that mean Reimu emote? [04:39] <Pingurules> But..but! I wanted Big Bird, not Cookie Monster D: [04:39] <TaurmegaTyrant> Doom confirmed to be The thing [04:39] <Ricepigeon> lol Reimu emote [04:39] <Ricepigeon> do it [04:39] <Segamad66> what about dr shrek? so he can give me his D anytime [04:39] <DoomBowser> From the Fantasitc Four? [04:39] <TaurmegaTyrant> Ask Plasmoid. [04:39] <DoomBowser> But the latest movie was schit [04:39] <PlasmoidThunder> Don't ask Plasmoid. [04:40] <Jenngra505> Will Segamad get kicked for being unfunny even by this places standards? [04:40] <Ricepigeon> Im asking Plasmoid too late :} [04:40] <TaurmegaTyrant> Ask Jenngra, then. [04:40] <Gudine> The thing is (yee) [04:40] <DoomBowser> We need Reimu, Marisa, Sanae and Yukari emots [04:40] <TaurmegaTyrant> @Doom make them. [04:40] <ToonAlexSora007> Gonna make more sprites for Sunset Shimmer's demon transformation. [04:40] <Ricepigeon> @Doom; no Sakuya? [04:40] <Gudine> Don't forget patchy [04:40] <Jenngra505> Don't forget Flandre Scarlet. [04:40] <DoomBowser> Oh yeah, those two [04:40] <ToonAlexSora007> After, I'm gonna work more on my Big Tree Backyard stage. [04:40] <DoomBowser> *three [04:40] <DoomBowser> Four for Remilia [04:40] <Segamad66> guys can i get banned for 1 year? please thanks you [04:40] <DoomBowser> Five for Hong [04:40] <Gudine> Make them all &amp;gt;:) [04:41] <Gudine> Welp [04:41] <TaurmegaTyrant> Wat. [04:41] <DoomBowser> Chen is still SS tier 2who [04:41] <DoomBowser> Because she is the cutest [04:41] <DoomBowser> That is all [04:41] <Segamad66> CAN ONE OF THE 3 MODS IN THE ROOM BAN ME FOR A YEAR? [04:41] <Gudine> @Sega you just have to post the link of the song we can't mention [04:41] <TaurmegaTyrant> Whad. (Chen) this emote is clearly Link. :} [04:41] <PlasmoidThunder> But Cirno is the strongest [04:42] <DoomBowser> Ice/Fairy? [04:42] <DoomBowser> Where dat 2who with the swords at? [04:42] <TaurmegaTyrant> Defective? [04:42] <DoomBowser> You know, the gardener half phantom/half human [04:42] <Segamad66> @plasmoid [04:42] <Segamad66> will you ban me? [04:42] <PlasmoidThunder> No. [04:42] <Gudine> Hello [04:42] <Jenngra505> https://www.reddit.com/r/bertstrips/comments/3epfux/ama_we_are_the_moderators_of_rbertstrips_ask_us/ [04:43] <Ricepigeon> @Doom: Youmu? [04:43] <DoomBowser> Yeah, that's the one [04:43] <GazpachoMasterX> Whamu [04:43] <Jenngra505> @Sega There's rules up there, if you want to get banned than break them so we won't have to deal with your unfunny even by our standard shitposting. [04:43] <TaurmegaTyrant> (Owl) : Wot. [04:44] <Gudine> (mrt) is top tier emote [04:44] <Jenngra505> (gutsman) [04:44] <TaurmegaTyrant> (Oh?) [04:44] <Jenngra505> Fuk. [04:44] <Ricepigeon> Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya, Sanae, and Youmu are like the main playable cast of the shooters, they should be first priority [04:44] <TaurmegaTyrant> Lol. [04:44] <Jenngra505> I dun have Youmou in my roster. [04:44] <GazpachoMasterX> (spin) [04:44] <PlasmoidThunder> Instead, we got (chen) [04:44] <Segamad66> you know that iwata guy? [04:44] <PlasmoidThunder> So yay. [04:44] <TaurmegaTyrant> (Chen) was priority, you silly. [04:44] <Segamad66> i wanted him dead [04:44] <PlasmoidThunder> You didn't like him, yes. [04:44] <Segamad66> i killed iwata [04:44] <PlasmoidThunder> You already said this. [04:44] <Pingurules> that's not how you break rules [04:44] <Segamad66> have i? [04:44] <TaurmegaTyrant> You're Cancer? [04:45] <PlasmoidThunder> Damn. [04:45] <PlasmoidThunder> I didn't know Sega was a bile duct growth. [04:45] <DoomBowser> Chen is priority because she is cutest [04:45] <TaurmegaTyrant> Because Iwata passed from cancer. [04:45] <Segamad66> have i told you the story about me and shrek? [04:45] <PlasmoidThunder> Who knew? [04:45] <Ricepigeon> lol Sega is such a tryhard, hes not doing what Nintendon't [04:45] <Segamad66> have i told you i work at nintendo? [04:45] <Gudine> Yes [04:45] <TaurmegaTyrant> Meaning that you literally are an abnormal growth. [04:45] <Gudine> Pls stop [04:45] <PlasmoidThunder> You're running about of material. [04:45] <Ricepigeon> yup, you told us how much of a tryhard you are [04:45] <Pingurules> He's trying to get banned though [04:45] <Gudine> Put a ascii art here already so you get bannd [04:45] <DoomBowser> Segata Sanshiro died for his sine [04:45] <DoomBowser> Was it worth it? [04:45] <DoomBowser> *sins [04:46] <Ricepigeon> @Doom: then who died for cosine and tangent? :} [04:46] <PlasmoidThunder> But Segata is not kill [04:46] <Segamad66> oo i have told you the time, i tried to kiss my teacher? [04:46] <GazpachoMasterX> Segata is kill [04:46] <TaurmegaTyrant> :[ [04:46] <TaurmegaTyrant> Make it stop [04:46] <TaurmegaTyrant> Pls. [04:46] <Pingurules> @Segamad http://www.glassgiant.com/ascii/ [04:46] <Pingurules> Get an image and spam it here so you'll be banned [04:46] <Pingurules> :) [04:46] <PlasmoidThunder> Don't encourage him to get banned. [04:46] <Segamad66> one time, i was waiting for my teacher after class [04:46] <DoomBowser> @Rice Angle Draw Sphere? [04:46] <Gudine> @Plas [04:46] <Ricepigeon> guys stop egging him on you know better than this [04:46] <DoomBowser> Dammit [04:46] <Gudine> He is trying to get banned [04:47] <PlasmoidThunder> So? [04:47] <TaurmegaTyrant> /\ [04:47] <DoomBowser> *Angle Draw Sphere [04:47] <TaurmegaTyrant> Fak. [04:47] <Gudine> It's better to take a big blow than take a lot of small ones [04:47] <PlasmoidThunder> If a guy's trying to kill himself, you don't bloody assist :L [04:47] <Segamad66> well you [04:47] <PlasmoidThunder> You dump the body in a canal and hope nobody finds him c: [04:47] <GazpachoMasterX> http://www.glassgiant.com/ascii/ascii.php [04:47] <TaurmegaTyrant> * TaurmegaTyrant reads the rules. [04:47] <Jenngra505> Would you rather fight a Big Bird sized Ernie or 10 Ernie sized Big Birds? [04:48] <GazpachoMasterX> Big Bird sized Ernie [04:48] <Pingurules> then why does enthusastia exist [04:48] <Jenngra505> The bertstrips versions. [04:48] <Pingurules> enrie [04:48] <DoomBowser> Youth in Asia exist because people in the Asia have sex [04:48] <Pingurules> proportion shows that 2.1047 Ernie = 1 Big Bird in terms of volume according to pixels shown on the screen [04:49] <Pingurules> @Doom don't demonstrate [04:49] <Pingurules> shi [04:49] <Segamad66> guys guys guys [04:49] <Toupou> Hai [04:49] <Segamad66> there a bear in my house [04:49] <Gudine> Bonjour [04:49] <Gudine> Good [04:49] <Segamad66> mr toupou can you ban me? [04:49] <Gudine> ... [04:49] <DoomBowser> Jenn what are you doing in sega's house? [04:49] <TaurmegaTyrant> Prepare to buy Caligear [04:49] <PlasmoidThunder> Don't, Toupou. [04:49] <PlasmoidThunder> He's trying to get banned for some reason. [04:50] <Segamad66> i had enough [04:50] <Jenngra505> [04:50] <Jenngra505> I don't think any human or their anus could survive a Big-Bird sized Ernie. [04:50] <TaurmegaTyrant> It's the only way to defend yourself from California Bear. [04:50] <PlasmoidThunder> To not ban him would deprive him of his daily needs c: [04:50] <Segamad66> today at school, i found out i had cancer [04:50] <Gudine> ... [04:50] <PlasmoidThunder> Cool story, bro. [04:50] <Toupou> New keyboard :p [04:50] <PlasmoidThunder> Take care of that cancer. [04:50] <Segamad66> i was feeling my balls in the toilets [04:50] <PlasmoidThunder> Because it'll take care of you in due course c: [04:50] <Segamad66> and i felt a lamp [04:50] <PlasmoidThunder> Damn. [04:50] <DoomBowser> It should be rephrased [04:50] <DoomBowser> 'today at school, i found out i am cancer' [04:50] <TaurmegaTyrant> Is this going to Spewgen for the lulz? [04:50] <PlasmoidThunder> Why you stuffing household appliances down yer pants? [04:50] <Pingurules> Effort 69/10 [04:50] <Pingurules> Product 0/10 [04:51] <Gudine> @Taur no [04:51] <Pingurules> yes 8) [04:51] <Pingurules> /s [04:51] <Segamad66> but remember the funny [04:51] <PlasmoidThunder> I once found a working lamp on my way home. [04:52] <PlasmoidThunder> It was an illuminating experience. [04:52] <TaurmegaTyrant> I'm outta here, smeshing. Can't deal with this unfunny brick. [04:52] <PlasmoidThunder> c: [04:52] <Gudine> So wait. I won't get banned if i supposedly want to get banned? [04:52] <Pingurules> "And I stuffed it down your dad" [04:52] <Segamad66> i once slept with my dad, naked [04:52] <Pingurules> @Gudine holy shiet that really does make no sense [04:52] <PlasmoidThunder> Asking to get banned isn't a bannable offence. [04:52] <DoomBowser> Taur doesn't find you funny, Plas [04:52] <Gudine> @Plas [04:52] <PlasmoidThunder> That's OK. [04:52] <PlasmoidThunder> Nobody finds Taur funny. [04:52] <Toupou> How about kicking him ? [04:52] <Gudine> But doing bannable offences is a bannable offence [04:52] <Pingurules> I do [04:52] <Segamad66> am i funny? [04:52] <DoomBowser> You make me laugh [04:53] <PlasmoidThunder> But he's not doing any bannable offences. [04:53] <PlasmoidThunder> So... [04:53] <Segamad66> so wanna have sex? [04:53] <Pingurules> Yes you are the most hilarious comedian in the world you should replace Larry Curly and Molly [04:53] <Gudine> ... [04:53] <Gudine> Those seems so wrong in so many ways... [04:53] <PlasmoidThunder> Who'd want to have sex with someone who hides household appliances in their crotch? [04:53] <DoomBowser> Damn TAS [04:53] <PlasmoidThunder> Uh... [04:53] <Pingurules> One button lower [04:53] <Gudine> Waitwat [04:53] <PlasmoidThunder> He hadn't actually done anything. [04:53] <DoomBowser> We were having fun with him [04:53] <Pingurules> ONE BUTTON LOWER [04:53] <PlasmoidThunder> So... [04:53] <PlasmoidThunder> That wasn't necessary. [04:54] <DoomBowser> TAS abusing mod powers :O [04:54] <Segamad66> im having birthday sex this year with my crush i had on sicen i was 7 [04:54] <Toupou> @Doom: Nope, it was just a kick [04:54] <Gudine> Kick is mod powers [04:54] <PlasmoidThunder> No Sega. [04:54] <PlasmoidThunder> Pets don't count as crushes. [04:54] <Segamad66> no really [04:54] <Toupou> Ban is abusing mod powers, as said [04:54] <Segamad66> there this girl [04:54] <Segamad66> at school [04:54] <DoomBowser> Is it a borni crush? [04:54] <DoomBowser> (adom) [04:54] <PlasmoidThunder> Kicking is a mod power though. [04:54] <Segamad66> here name is susie [04:55] <PlasmoidThunder> So to use it incorrectly would be to abuse it. [04:55] <PlasmoidThunder> Or misuse it, I should say. [04:55] <DoomBowser> Is this Susie a vaccuum cleaner? [04:55] <Segamad66> what? [04:55] <PlasmoidThunder> Totally a Hetty. [04:55] <Segamad66> i dont get the funny [04:56] <Pingurules> hi [04:56] <Segamad66> hi sexy# [04:56] <Pingurules> you're just in time for the troll show [04:57] <Gudine> Hello [04:57] <Gudine> ^ [04:57] <Segamad66> open your legs mothers because im going back in [04:57] <Gudine> ... [04:57] <DoomBowser> Silly sega [04:58] <DoomBowser> There are no girls in this chat [04:58] <Segamad66> but... [04:58] <Pingurules> @Doom UMMMM..... [04:58] <Segamad66> i have a penis [04:58] <Gudine> Yes [04:58] <PlasmoidThunder> And a lamp, apparently. [04:58] <Segamad66> i meant lump [04:58] <PlasmoidThunder> Goodness knows what else you've got down there. [04:59] <Pingurules> I saw he carried a Panasonic 3DO down there [04:59] <DoomBowser> The nozzle of a vaccuum cleaner, by the sound of i [04:59] <DoomBowser> *it [04:59] <Gudine> How did you saw that? [05:00] <Segamad66> its 11 on a bad day, 30 on a good [05:00] <Pingurules> he was playing Plumbers Don't Wear Ties by staring at his rectum [05:00] <Segamad66> *winks* [05:00] <DoomBowser> So if the time is 11:30, what sort of day is it? [05:01] <Segamad66> i was talking about MY PENIS [05:01] <Jenngra505> Not an American day. [05:01] <Pingurules> Island of Pens [05:01] <DoomBowser> Is that measurement in nanometres? [05:01] <Segamad66> no metres [05:01] <ToonAlexSora007> nuff' mon [05:01] <Pingurules> that wasn't necessary either [05:01] <DoomBowser> Dammit TAS [05:01] <DoomBowser> I was amusing myself at his expense [05:02] so, it's no metres long? [05:02] <Gudine> ...i have no literal idea of what's happening [05:02] :} [05:02] <ToonAlexSora007> 3 days of ban. [05:02] <Jenngra505> 11 metres long. [05:02] <Jenngra505> Is what he said. [05:02] <PlasmoidThunder> You didn't even kick him a second time. [05:02] <PlasmoidThunder> He hasn't actually done anything :L [05:02] <Pingurules> Doom. You do NOT use nanometers. You're insulting him, you know that?! [05:02] <Pingurules> You use PICOMETERS. [05:02] ^ ^ ^] [05:02] <DoomBowser> Oh shit, you are correct [05:02] <ToonAlexSora007> ok [05:03] <DoomBowser> I am nowt but a fraud [05:03] <Jenngra505> What would get Segamad banned? [05:03] <ToonAlexSora007> If he continues after two kicks, ban tie. [05:03] <ToonAlexSora007> time* [05:03] <Pingurules> You are a big fat phony! [05:03] <Gudine> Talking too much about pingas? [05:03] <PlasmoidThunder> @Jenngy [05:03] <PlasmoidThunder> Breaking the rules? [05:03] <Gudine> Hello [05:03] <Pingurules> hi [05:03] <Jenngra505> Hai! [05:03] <Windindi> Hi [05:03] <PlasmoidThunder> Hi. [05:03] <Pingurules> Saying the N-slur in every post he makes? [05:03] <PlasmoidThunder> You missed some good schit. [05:03] <Windindi> What happened? [05:03] <Jenngra505> A shit poster talking about his 11 metre dong. [05:03] <Pingurules> TAS accidentally banned a troll [05:04] <DoomBowser> A fail troll got trolled harder [05:04] <Windindi> Yikes [05:04] <Pingurules> *Jenngra PICOmetres :} [05:04] <Windindi> ...he took a pic of his ****?? [05:04] <ToonAlexSora007> But if he continues after two kicks more, I will ban him. [05:04] <Gudine> No [05:04] <PlasmoidThunder> No. [05:04] <Jenngra505> He just said he had one. [05:04] <PlasmoidThunder> That'd get him banned. [05:04] <PlasmoidThunder> Posting up dickpics. [05:05] <Jenngra505> Nobody could have 11 metre dong. [05:05] <PlasmoidThunder> Talking about his dick... [05:05] <PlasmoidThunder> Probably not. Unless it bothers everyone. [05:05] <Jenngra505> Unless they were a giant. [05:05] <PlasmoidThunder> Bitch, my dick is a canoe. [05:05] <Ricepigeon> Oh yeah Plas, check PM I need your help with something [05:05] <PlasmoidThunder> Cool. [05:05] <Jenngra505> Gaston: Now that I'm grown I take 5 dozen Viagra's and my dick is a barge! [05:06] <Pingurules> YEAH SO WHAT!?!??!?!???!?! MY VAG CAN TAKE LIKE TEN GAZILLION OF YOUR TINY WIENERS [05:06] <Pingurules> (actually not girl) [05:06] <Jenngra505> A literal barge. [05:06] <Windindi> At my school, people try to fight each other over who's dick is bigger, it's f***ing stupid. [05:06] <Jenngra505> The S.S Gastong. [05:07] <Gudine> Hello [05:07] <ThatFNaTISuit> Ello [05:07] <Pingurules> hi [05:07] <DoomBowser> But what if you have both? [05:07] <DoomBowser> Who'd privilege would need to be checked then? [05:07] <DoomBowser> *Who's [05:07] <ThatFNaTISuit> Wait wat [05:07] <Pingurules> @Jenngra You mean the @$$ @$$ Gas-Dong :} [05:07] <Ricepigeon> @Doom: the white cis-male, obviously :p