User blog:Randomfrog/Applejack vs Juggernaut- Epic Rap Battles Of MUGEN Season One

Written to this beat.

This is Ralord's Applejack fighting Splodes' Juggernaut.

The announcer starts to talk at 0:10.

Applejack starts at 0:20.

Note: This is not meant to offend bronies, despite anything said about the fandom, thier fanart or the show.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MUGENN!

APPLEJACK!

VS!

JUGGERNAUT!

BEGIN!

Applejack:

Hey, sugarcube! I'll be the winner of this battle,

I kick trees for a living! Fighting me will be a hassle.

I represent the Element of Honesty, so I guess I can't lie,

Today you're going to be beat, try not to cry.

I'm Applejack, and I'm going to buck this sorry thing into space,

And everybody knows who will win this rap race!

This is Ponyville, and you won't forget it,

I'll send you to work on a rock farm, and I won't regret it!

Juggernaut:

The Elements Of Harmony, are nothing to The Gem Of Cyrotak.

I'm ripping you to shreds in this rap attack!

Why would I be defeated of something your size?

When I'm crushing you alive, I won't listen to your cries!

When I think of you I think of cereal, but when people think of me,

they think of me as a threat,  and that they should flee!

Nothing in Ponyville is anywhere near my size,

not even Big Mac can matches me, so say your goodbyes!

Applejack:

You hid like a wuss in the middle of a war!

You're pathetic! Even Applebloom is tougher than you are!

You were trapped under a rock for years? Now that's just sad!

Your the most pathetic "villain" Marvel's ever had!

You need that stupid ruby, to even be considered a threat!

You don't even look like a villain, you look like like a cosplayer on meth.

You call me small? At least I have friends,

That's it, Juggernaut, prepare to see your end!

Juggernaut:

Your fans really make me want to hurl.

Me fighting you? HA! I'd rather watch Equestria Girls.

Everything you do is opportunity for more fanart,

I'll stomp you to a pulp and then rip off your cutie mark.

You live in a backwards town, with backwards fans,

and somehow you run a farm without hands.

I'll destroy you and then leave you to rot,

now you know not to mess with the almight Juggernaut.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MUGENNN!