Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-10111538-20150311173207/@comment-6548012-20150312155229

Don't get pepperoni at all. The Universe will congratulate you :D

No, seriously, do as you wish, I'm not gonna tell you what to do, just know that pepperoni is an over-oiled shit cured with sodium nitrite, a.k.a, the taste of cancer.

But hey, if I can tip you on something, you should try pizza with anchovies and fresh tomatoes, with some greens if youw ant, now that's a blast. But yeah, about pizza, you're right. It's fucking awesome C: