Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-27094020-20151221211015/@comment-27094020-20161016010212

We had a teacher who was so strict, you weren't allowed to OHKO in her M.U.G.E.N. She used to stand out the front going, "NOoooooo OHKOing!" And you had the whole morning to get through *spams specials.*

The cheap ones used to keel over and ragequit. You'd hear them leaving behind you, *hits escape key, hits escape key, hits escape key.* And there was always the whiny character going, "Miss! Can I go out and do some OHKOing?" And she'd say, "No, you've got all training mode to do it!" and "Oh go on, Miss, oh go on!" D'you know at the beginning of the week, there were 48 characters in my roster. At the end of the week, there were only five of them left. Yeah. D'you know at the end of the day, you'd be stepping over characters just to get to the main menu. *gasp* Oh, no! There's Oni-Miko Zero. That's a shame, she was really nice. There's Rare Akuma. Heh heh. Hard luck, Rare Akuma. Always knew you were a bit cheap.

D'you know people say to me, "If that's true, how come you're still here to tell the tale?" Fair enough, and I'll tell you: It's because, when I was in M.U.G.E.N., we used to fight in the Mountainside Dojo. We didn't fight in replicas of Street Fighter stages like you do now, we used to fight in the Mountainside Dojo, with Kung-Fu Man. And some of us figured out was, what you had to do was snatch a quick OHKO in the Mountainside Dojo on Kung-Fu Man when she (the teacher) wasn't looking. So once more, from the beginning: "NOoooooo OHKOing!" *spams specials* The weak ones, *hits escape key, hits escape key, hits escape key.* The whiny ones, "Miss! Can I go out and do some OHKOing? "No, you've got all training mode to do it!" and "Oh go on, Miss, oh go on!" Us lot, *sneaks into dojo, pretends to use special, gets near Kung-Fu Man, OHKOs him, walks back in*

*announcer shouts "K.O.!"* Ah! That was a mistake, letting the announcer know I OHKO'd Kung-Fu Man! If the announcer made a noise, it was, "OUT! Recycling BIN!" There was a recycling bin outside the mugen100 file where they used to string you up from the wallbars. *thwoop!* "Miss! I've been in here for three weeks! And there's crappy characters! And they're Microsoft Painting my toenails, Miss!" So I figured out, what you had to do was delete the announcer's sounds from the fight.snd file, so when you OHKO'd Kung-Fu Man, he didn't make any noise at all.

Once more, from the beginning: "NOoooooo OHKOing! *spams specials* The cheap ones, *hits escape key, hits escape key, hits escape key.* The whiny ones, "Miss! Can I go out and do some OHKOing? "No, you've got all training mode to do it!" and "Oh go on, Miss, oh go on!" These other kids, *sneaks into dojo, pretends to use special, gets near Kung-Fu Man, OHKOs him, walks back in* *announcer shouts "K.O.!* "OUT! Recycling BIN!" *thwoop!* "Miss! I've been in here for three weeks! And there's...crappy characters! And they're Microsoft Painting... my toenails, Miss!" Me, deleting the announcer's sounds from the fight.snd file, *opens Fighter Factory and deletes sounds, closes Fighter Factory, sneaks into dojo, pretends to use special, gets near Kung-Fu Man, OHKOs him, walks back in without the announcer saying anything*

No noise at all. Survival.