Board Thread:Introductions/@comment-6548012-20141207140218/@comment-24796436-20141209162739

You are going to get wrecked son. I will wreck you using my promise to a particular matriarchal figure by using a calculated striking blow that will connect to the part of your anatomy which utilizes its apparent but debatable gift to gab, and sprinkle some of my trademarked cereal into your remains if you haven't disintegrated. I am that powerful, and you do not want any of this. I am more powerful than Morgan Freeman in this movie. Now bow to me or be disemboweled. Ha ha, har har har, he he he he.