User blog:Randomfrog/Dopefish vs Cheep-Chomp- Epic Rap Battles Of MUGEN Season One

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Dopefish starts at 0:13.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MUGEN!

DOPEFISH!

VS!

CHEEP-CHOMP!

BEGIN!

Dopefish:

They call me the Dopefish, because I'm so Dope,

Trying to beat the OG? You might as well lose hope.

I'll eat anything, but I prefer wannabes,

People consider you cheap, but you're nothing on me!

I'll eat you and then belch you up, you'll see how the other characters feel,

this fat,ugly, wannabe will make a tasty meal!

You think you're tough? At least I'm funny,

I'll eat you up and spit you out-swim, swim hungry!

Cheep-Chomp:

This buck-toothed, green, stupid thing couldn't beat me!

I'm the MC, turning the stage into the sea!

I'm cheap, thats why they call me Cheep-Chomp!

You call me weak, but you have no right to talk.

You suck! Sandbag would be a tougher opponent,

You look like someone took my urine and cloned it!

You're a wreck! With that stupid little thought pattern,

You'll be pushed aside by the CC, and then you won't matter.

Dopefish:

Listen up Chomp, fightin' me is a hassle,

since I'll tower over you as if I were a castle!

I'll eat this mistake, and then destroy him in ryhme,

You better swim away, because it's feeding time!

Cheep-Chomp:

You're stupid! How long does it take,

when you wake up in the morning for you to realize you're awake!

You're terrible! The sight of you makes me feel iller,

Now you'll realize which fish is truly killer!

Killer Whale:

Did somebody say.... killer?

Neither of you could ever beat Killer Whale!

You're facing your worst fear, try not to start to wail!

I'll win this rap race, shoot water in your face,

I've eaten more than any of you have ever ate!

Derpfish over here isn't worth anything,

and Cheep-Chump, you'll find the that the Killer Whale is terrfying!

I'll put you both in the ocean, stranded on tiny wooden boats,

and then this Killer Whale will come and EAT YOU BOTH!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MUGENNN!