User blog:Randomfrog/SuperMario64 vs Hastune Miku- Epic Rap Battles Of Mugen Season 1

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Mario64 starts at 0:10.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MUGEN!

MARIO SIXTY-FOUR!

VS!

HASTUNE MIKU!

BEGIN!

Mario 64:

Mamma mia! What happened to this-a freak.

By the looks of it, her ryhmes will be-a weak!

She's-a creepy blue-haired girl obessed with leeks,

who-a shouldn't be considered, the slightest bit cheap.

I'll summon coins-a,bombs and Mario Karts-a to defeat you.

You're a disgrace to cheapos, with moves-a like Miku Miku Ni Shite Ageru!

Once I'm-a done, you'll be as-a blue as your hair.

This a-system with Music-a Orbs and Red Aura? Who on earth-a cares?

Hastune Miku:

I may have a one-hit Ko, but here's the thing,

You're a cheater, with moves like Mario Kart and Bowser Swing!

I'm a blue-haired MC with the talent to sing,

Fighting you is as pointless as the move where your hat grows wings!

I'd rather fight Josh Geary, than face this cheater mistake,

You suck, I'll crash you AND Diddy's plane.

You can take out almost anyone? Yeah, I've read it.

I can't believe I'm facing a bad Kung Fu Man edit!

Mario 64:

If you think-a you can beat me, your-a terribly wrong.

I'll-a trap you in a barrage of coins and bombs!

Here's-a the truth, your moves suck and your singing stinks.

At least I have friends to help me, like-a Lugi, Captain Falcon and Link!

Hastune Miku:

Wrong! I indeed do have assists.

You've set my rage off, you shouldn't have made me do this.

You're a loser! Even Eraser is fairer than you!

You're done! I'm going to transform into Dark Miku.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MUGEN!