User blog:Randomfrog/Kung Fu Man vs Suave Dude- Epic Rap Battles of MUGEN Season One

Written to this beat.

Kung Fu Man starts at 0:13.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MUGEN!

KUNG FU MAN!

VS!

SUAVE DUDE!

BEGIN!

Kung Fu Man:

Oh look, it's the sicko who stole my girlfriend,

only to wuss out, to never be seen again.

You need a lot of training, come back in ten years.

You shouldn't even exist, what on earth are you doing here?

Kung Fu Palm you in the face, I'm winning this race,

I'm clearly more popular, so stop it with all your hate.

I'm obviously going to be the winner of this fight,

how are you going to fight me when you weren't even made by Elecbyte?!

Suave Dude:

Sure I may have not been made,that's indeed true,

but you should have realized that you can't beat Suave Dude!

Look at you, let me tell you what you are,

a kid wearing pajamas! When it comes to Kung Fu, you lowered the bar!

Even though I wasn't made, people remade me so I could beat you here today

I need a lot of training? I'll destroy you anyways.

Why is this weakling fighting me? I'd rather face Kung Fu Girl,

not to mention that some of your edits really make me want to hurl.

Kung Fu Man:

I'm easily one of the most made characters in MUGEN!

You've only got three versions, that's saying something.

And don't forget one is a bad spriteswap of Eraser,

Bashin' my edits, why are you even here?

Suave Dude:

I'll steal your girlfriend, show her how suave I am,

you'll be beaten your clones, Kung Fu Man!

You could be beaten by anyone, why are you even trying?

After this battle you'll be left Kung-Fu-Dying!

WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MUGENNNN!