User:Hydron (Nool)/Best Poem Ever

"The Reking Ball" Written by Hydron (Nool)

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. I don't even. Ur noob. An 2day, im gona rek u lil fgt i swer on mah mum i wil besh ur hed insied ur shulders. yestirdei I sew on a fourm boerd dat u dun lift. u dun even lift bru. das su f2p. i'll heng u from a hook n breyk ur fgt as nek. den i ryp ur lehgs uf deyr sokets. u shtopid fhat slugy morbedly obese cheep ebumynetyon f2p ameteur dat ken't roket jamp u fkn nub. u gon be ded cus im gon rek u kid. i sewr on me mum i hed smesh u so herd u dey cus im gon keel u end u gon be ded cus em gon kil u. 1v1 me u fkn f2p. il gumba stahmp u nd den teunt keel u bcs u so f2p, u dun even lift m8. wut te fewk. u bldy pis of pis im gon kil u wif 360 noescope u bldy f2p 2 feisd sausagey arms poteyto hed. u gon dey so hard bcs im gon kil u cus u gon be ded cus im gon kil u m8. u don even lift bro. wtfek m8. i swer on me mum im gon beet u so hard u wil disepear frorm dis planet u fkn f2p derengd miniature beshterd lil ghei boi queer.