Shaquille O'Neal/The None's version

''Shaq will be dishing out some of its trademark Shaq Fu in this version, its fun movepool and A.I will be welcoming players to the jam. Remember kids, don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.''

Gameplay


Shaquille may use sprites from "Shaq Fu", but plays nothing like said game. Instead, it seems to behave more like a character from "King of Fighters". It uses four Basic Attack buttons, as well as a grab button. It mostly relies on close combat, but still has a couple projectiles that it can use to keep opponents at bay.

Shaq's A.I is similar to The_None's other characters. It is quite brutal, being able to combo without fail. It also seems to use its Hypers often.

Stats

 * Life: 1000
 * Power: 3000
 * Attack: 100
 * Defence: 100

General
"Take your sorry act home!"

"I didn't need sticks or stones to break your bones, fool."

"Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you."

"I'll let you fight my grandpa next time."

"Go home... I'll beat you one-on-one every time."

"I AM KAZAAM!!! BOW DOWN TO MY ENCHANTED RAP SKILLZ!!!"

"You need 200% less Yao Ming to stand a chance."

"I just gobbled you up like a Shaq Pack."

"Consider yourself dunked."

"Man of Steel. That says all you need to know."

"You make Shaq Fu look good..."

"Aaron Carter was more of a challenge."

"Feliz Navidad."

"Nothing fills me up like a Good Burger."

"What were you thinking? I've been dribbling since I was born!"

"You wanna fight? Come fight me. I'll hit ya with the WAH-PSH-PSH-PSH! See! See?"

"I know I got skills man, I know I got skills man."

"I told you to go to the damn principal's office!"

"You could've air-blocked that."

"I warned you about the SHAQ ATTACK."

"Your hypnotic style won't work with me. I'm cross-eyed."

"Whaddya mean you need a refund? Kazaam came out 16 years ago!"

"Consider yourself Chaos Dunked."

"See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!"

"Your wrap is whack, bra!"

"I always recycle plastic!"

"Welcome to earth."

"I have a feeling that I would best you even in free throws!"

"Your cat-like quickness is slow."

"Cats can't live in this dog world."

"If I gave you enough trouble, I'm not quite sure how you'd fare against this one wonderlander from my coast."