Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-27094020-20151221211015/@comment-27094020-20160831020226

DemetrioMachete wrote: FrenchTouch wrote: It's over! Mr. T is gonna suplex your cock-a-doodie ass into the ground, sucka-- Wait, did I just turn into Booker T? Uh, good enough&mdash;Can you dig it, sucka! I've always wondered what the T stood for... Let's see...The question here is what the T stands for in Mr. T's name, as well as Booker T's.

Okay, what's the one profession these guys have in common? Pro wrestling.

Pro wrestling may be considered by some to be a sport (some since, well, it's staged).

You know what else is a sport? Golf.

In golf, you set a golf ball on a tee.

The word "tee" has three letters.

You know what other word has three letters? The word "tea."

In Alice in Wonderland, The Mad Hatter has tea parties.

So does Mad Hatter in Batman.

Batman is made by DC Comics.

You know what else is made by DC Comics? Teen Titans.

The Teen Titans live in a giant tower that's shaped like the letter "T."

The Titans Tower is set atop an island.

You know what else is set atop an island? Most of the film Castaway, which stars Tom Hanks.

"Tom" is another three letter word.

Tom, tee, tea:

3 words in total x 3 letter t's = 9

9 is the name of a movie.

9 x 2 movies mentioned thus far = 18

Eighteen is a number with four vowels.

18 x 4 = 72 (this number will be relevant later)

Where was I...Oh yes! Movies!

I said 9 was the name of a movie earlier.

It has a number in its title.

You know what other movie has a number in its title? James Bond 007 (not the name of an actual movie, but a movie series).

Guess what else is a movie series? The Amazing Spider-Man.

There have been two movies from this series.

Two is a number.

Guess what number has two numbers in it? The number 10.

10 x 2 = 20

72 - 20 = 52

Mr. T was born in 1952.

Therefore his age is 64.

64 - 52 = 12

Mr. T appeared in the movie Rocky III

12 / 3 = 4

There is one person we have not mentioned in a while, and that's Booker T.

4 - 1 Booker T = 3

Mr. T has three children.

All of his children have the last name of Tureaud.

Mr. T = Mr. Tureaud.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!

Where did I get this information? Wikipedia.

What percentage do I care? 0%

1 Booker T x 0 care = 0

0 = nothing

The "T" in Booker T stands for nothing.

And there you have it, folks. Two of life's greatest mysteries solved.