Cali Bear/MLGPoliwhirl's version

It's not squishable, it's not squashable, it's not waterproof and it's definitely not washable; the only thing this bear will be giving out is unavoidable pain, courtesy of screen-wide flames, and most certainly not fiddly little things to stick on your shoes.

Gameplay
Cali Bear is a spriteswap of RicePigeon's Flame Hyenard, though Flame Hyenard's "BURN! BURN!" and "BURN TO THE GROUND!" quotes have been replaced with Cali Bear singing about Caligear, and the image of Flame Hyenard in the background has been replaced with a picture of Cali Bear as he appears in one of the Caligear advertisements.

Stats

 * Life: 1000
 * Power: 9000
 * Attack: 100
 * Defence: 100