Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-27094020-20151221211015/@comment-27094020-20160517140919

Speedemonic wrote: Gitaroo Hero wrote: Welp, I'm back. And I just got an idea for a character: Fire Marshall Bill. He wouldn't exactly fight the opponent, but demonstrate how the stage is a potential SAHHHH-SAHHH-SAHHHHH-SAFETY HAZARD!! He would end the match (hehehe get it?) by causing a ginormous explosion.

"LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHIN'!" Bill: Today I'm gonna be talking about fire sa-

Goku: KAMEH HAMEH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Bill: *burnt and sizzling* ...Well! Looks like someone got a bit anxious to learn! Now...LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHIN'! Let's say you're fighting off a hoard of enemy aliens, and you're getting ready to do your crammyhammywhozit, when suddenly, a tanker truck carrying gasoline spins out of control, and tips over in front of your aim. You're well aware of this, and you're getting ready to change course, when your buddy Vegetable shouts, "Look, it's Arnold Palmer scoring a 3-pointer!" You turn to look, and end up aiming for the tanker truck again, like so....*charges kamehameha* Don't even think about wasting your Dragon Balls on me when this is over! I'll be perfectly fine! I'm a trained fire marshall! *releases kamehameha at tanker truck* *tanker truck explodes*