User blog comment:Windindi/YAY! A CONTEST!/@comment-24808209-20150216195248

Ok, here is what I came up with:

Name: Uncle Joel

Job: Playing crappy DOS games and bootlegs

Side: Neutral

Appearance:

Specials (You can decide the inputs):


 * Baby Joel face

A Hadouken-type projectile of Joel's face.


 * Scream

Joel screams a random word that is so loud it harms the opponent.


 * Assist: Bonzi Buddy

Joel summons Bonzi Buddy to send viruses at the opponent in a similar fashion to the Pokémon move Razor leaf.

Hypers (You can decide the inputs):


 * Summon Moshpit (Costs 2000 power)

Joel summons a Moshpit to trample the opponent.


 * Vineshroom apocalypse (Costs 3000 power to use)

Vinesauce mushrooms rain from the sky and explode on contact.


 * Corruptions (Costs 3000 power to use)

Puts the opponent into a random state and does damage ranging from 1 to 9000.

Claytalities (You can decide the inputs):


 * Death Metal

Joel plays Death Metal music through giant speakers which makes the opponent explode.


 * Crappy bootleg

Joel shows the opponent a crappy bootleg game which makes them die.


 * MS Paint torture

Using MS Paint, Joel draws poorly-made weapons and forces them into the opponent.


 * Bone appetite

Joel summons the skeleton from "Breakfast at cemetery" to grab and devour the opponent.

Playstyle:

Joel is a slow but powerful character who's stronger attacks have less start-up time than his weaker ones, making him semi-cheap. Because of this, he has lower than-average health so he is a bit easier to defeat. He cannot jump very high, meaning that one should avoid involving Joel in air-combat too often.

Stats:

◾Life: 899 ◾Power: 4500

◾Attack: 100

◾Defence: 100

That be all.