Board Thread:M.U.G.E.N Discussion/@comment-25910367-20150308011257/@comment-27094020-20151117162209

Swoogg wrote: Gitaroo Hero wrote: Ooh! I got another one! Jack Black. Think of the possibilities! I imagine him to be some sort of kung-fu master (but not a drunken one, because he has a hangover, which means he was drunk yesterday ). His pre-fight babble would probably be like this:

"Hey, how's it goin'? I'm Jack! And today, I'm gonna tell you about the word 'octagon!' Now 'octagon' is an amazing shape that has eight fantastic sides and eight awesome angles. Here, let me show you..." *pulls out giant axe-like stop sign from his pocket or something*

Or maybe like this:


 * has back towards opponent* *slowly turns around angrily* "What, you want me to teach you something? You wanna learn somethin'? All right. Here's a useful lesson for ya: Give up! Just quit!..." *ground begins to rumble with shaky camera* "...because in this life, you can't win!" *super saiyan aura appears around Jack* "Yeah, you can try, but in the end, you're just gonna lose, BIG TIME, because the WORLD is run by The Man." *floating earth chunks with flashing white background* "Oh, you don't know The Man? Well, he's everywhere! The Man ruined the ozone, and he burned down the Amazon, and he KIDNAPPED SHAMOO AND PUT HER IN A CHLORINE TANK!" *super saiyan charging intensifies* "The Man ain't in the White House. The Man ain't Miss Mullens. The Man ain't rock and roll." *cut to black, all sound effects and music stop except for Jack's voice* "..I am The Man. Because I'm SEXY." *quickly fades to white with power-up noise and then fades back to the battlefield to show Jack in super saiyan form with golden, spikey hair and a red Gibson SG strapped on him* You just sit back and enjoy the magic of ROCK!"

Possible moves:

Guitar solo, preferably from a song he did

Stagedive

Octagon/Stop sign, which he would sometimes forget to bring

The ability to summon Elmo holding a stop sign, who could freeze the opponent and/or stop time.

The ability to summon an army of Elmos like the one in this video (hyper?)

The Wushu Finger Hold (ultra)

If he were to have a Shun Goku Satsu, it would probably incorporate this.

Hope this wasn't too long. It just gradually came to me for some reason. That's a long arse intro, so I prefer the first one. It'd probably be about as long as Nightmare Broly's intro, which is fairly long. Fairly long.